just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
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No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Rumble strips road head = magical
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
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I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
That's how pantless uber rides happen
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