Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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