and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
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update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
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As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
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