I cheated on you last night. I slept with my laptop.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
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You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
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Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
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