Please don't use social media to get back at me.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
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The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
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WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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