I'm going to jail i love you
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
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Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
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Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
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