found the other keg... it's in the tree
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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