dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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