unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
oh god was she eating orange peels again
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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