My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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