Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
There's always time for handjobs
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
Randomize
