I am puke
I CAN MOONWALK!
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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