I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
I lost the right to judge tonight
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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