Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
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