Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
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