what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
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Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
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And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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