We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
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