she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
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You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
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So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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