Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
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