***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
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SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
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I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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