ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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