My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
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New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
Be still, my beating vagina.
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
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The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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