My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
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