your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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