I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
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btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
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Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
My legs feel like baby dolphins
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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