You really coming over, don't trick.
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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