We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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