I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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