I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
