If you die in college, do you die in real life?
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
Randomize
