Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
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