Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
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She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
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Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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