I never want to see another naked old woman again.
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
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Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
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You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
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