now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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