As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Randomize
