He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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