No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
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