i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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