On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I accidentally broke up with him while I was drunk which is really too bad since I'd just gotten a birth control perscription so we could start having sex.
Do you think he'd take me back if I said "dude, we need to get back together or this IUD is going to have an existential crisis for not realizing its full potential"?
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
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