where does the pee come out of this thing
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
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