Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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