We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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