so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
I just made out with a guy for $7.
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
I could fuck to npr.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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