New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
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It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
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I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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