the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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