and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
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areolas are like halos for boobs.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
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ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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