Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
the day after is always just damage control
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
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