Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
dude. I can hear the air.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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