I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
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There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
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How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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