Just met a synchronized swimmer, can you imagine the things she could do in the water
Legs for days
Harpoon that
smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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