That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
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