I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
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