# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
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I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
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does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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