There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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