really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
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btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
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I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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