Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
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chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
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She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
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