One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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