I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
Randomize
